weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

  1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
  2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
  3. Do not cheat.
  4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
  5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
  6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
  7. Just be a decent fucking person.

syosette:

TEENAGERS 

DENISE MARCOTTE

pournstar:

boy: have sex w me
girl: no
boy: misandry is real

I want to relate to Lindsay.

(Source: grahambev)

railroadsoftware:

"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

karencartwright:

kendrickllamas:

I’m not making enough boys nervous

(Source: dailyanimals)

thebluelip-blondie:

darkskin-longlegs:

destined627:

ladyfabulous:

blueandbluer:

dancejahd:

charlibal:

😍😍😍😍

This man is seriously a paragon.

Not fair

Yesss….

Fuck he’s fine!

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍